October 2012
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Girlfriend just told me "MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR" just as I was leaving for class.
September 2012
59 posts
Mitt Romney, let’s just talk about this for a second.
- The women’s vote is against you because you’re taking their rights away. (abortion, health care and birth control)
- The gay vote is against you because you’re refusing legal marriage rights.
- The middle class vote is against you because you can’t see how tax raises effect people who aren’t millionaires.
- And your slogan was originally the 1920’s KKK tag line.
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that one unforgettable episode of spongebob where the jellyfish follows him home and they party all day and night and then the jellyfish calls all of his jellyfish buddies and they have a jellyfish orgy
I think I fall a little in love with people when I catch them in small moments, when they think no one’s looking at them, when they absently twirl a strand of hair between their fingers, when they lick their thumb to turn a page in a book. There’s something beautiful about a person who is lost in a thought, or adjusting their shirt, or is scratching a phantom itch on their arm, or even someone who is looking at someone else like I am looking at them.
FACT: Boobs make awesome pillows


